Meet the Writer

Adam Evans

I’m a writer by profession but a critic by hobby. Over the last four years I’ve gained a sense of sarcasm that pokes fun at people who take themselves too seriously. For that I would like to thank Christian college and several people who take themselves too seriously (who have given my wife and I conversation fodder for years).

I’ve decided to translate my years of conversational criticisms into a documented version of celebrity and political commentary.

Most people call me mean (think Kirstie Alley), but I prefer to think of myself as, well, honest. I would marry Meg Ryan if I weren’t already married, and I think that Kathy Griffin is the best thing to happen to Hollywood since Spin City went off the air.

I can’t imagine a world without celebrities or reality television or Kirstie Alley. I think The View is hilarious and David Letterman isn’t. I want to be photographed with Lady Gaga, and, according to me, the only thing that could make the world better right now is if Paula returned to American Idol, but we’ll give you a chance, Ellen.