Jasmin Got Plastic Surgery

Halloween has come and gone, and while we here at TYS had high hopes of commenting on many a costumed celebrity, we’ve decided to pick our favorite photo and give it to you straight.

Ladies and gentelmen, meet the Disney Princess, Jasmin.

 

We all know that Halloween is an excuse for skanky girls to dress even skankier. We’ve accepted that. We also know that Kim Kardshian falls into the category of ‘skanky girl’. What we didn’t know is that KK had her plastic surgeon tansplant a giant butt crack in the middle of her chest. Leave it to a Halloween costume to let the cat out of the bag.

Don’t ask me how I noticed this, but does she have a red line around her waist? The Kim Kardashian watermark almost covered it up (nice try, Team KK), but it looks like she wore a chainlink belt in the tanning bed, noticed the line, then tried to cover it up with self tanner. Perhaps she should’ve taken that into consideration when she chose a costume that shows us her uterus.

We’re glad she told us she was Jasmin, because we would’ve guessed Zsa Zsa Gabor. Again, it’s the plastic surgery that’s throwing us off.

~ by adamevans on November 3, 2009.